Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Foray to the Future: Chapter 1

Greetings! I have decided that I'm going to post chapters of my shitty books on my shitty blog, since I'm sure no one else would read them otherwise. Enjoy!

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            A dark night never looked so calming. An old blue pickup truck drove slowly around the winding roads through the forest at a speed reserved for a mid-day venture to nowhere in particular. There was a slight breeze, but only enough to lend a cooling tone to the humid summer night. The stars above looked especially luminous at night, one of the benefits of living in the middle-of-nowhere, Montana. If Van Gogh had seen stars like these, then he would have had to repaint Starry Night.
            The pickup truck finally reached the most picturesque height of the mountain overlooking the small town, where only a few lights still shone. The engine was turned off, and a single, youthful man named Nathan sat admiring what little man-made machinations there were in his view. Only a few streetlights pointed out his town’s location from afar; otherwise, everything was as quiet and dark as a world without man. Imagine that, a world without people, thought the man from inside his truck. He ran his hands on the doorframe, feeling the soft, worn fabric under his overworked hands. No buildings, no artificial lights, no trimmed grass. Can we ever truly comprehend a world without us? It’s such a nihilistic thought, not one that many can bear. He looked up at the stars. No artificial light to block out the most beautiful sight in the universe. Neither eyes nor mind to ponder the wonder that is.
“Heh,” he chortled aloud.
            Nathan exited his car and removed the telescope from the truck’s carriage. He set it up on the edge of the ridge, clear of the tree line, and pointed it towards the center of the Milky Way. Thousands of stars greeted him like old, familiar friends. He smiled, panning around the various constellations, zooming in and out of stars and star clusters, imagining himself being so close to these alien worlds that he might set foot on them. A future too good for humans. He sighed and his look of awe faded. He planted himself next to his telescope and faced the one or two lights emanating from the few shops still open. Rather than stare at the stars as he normally did, his mind meandered and he stared into the abyss beyond his small town.
            “Nathan Berringer. Born 1990, will die sometime around 2080 or 2090, preferably 2300. Occupation, farmer by familial indentured servitude, dreamer by all other means of measurement. Life goal… don’t die a farmer.” His mantra hung in the air for a second; he imagined it making small circles around his head, until it wafted into the air, up into the sky, beyond the Earth, and spread into the vast nothingness. Nathan looked around, expecting someone to have heard him, but only the trees and the sky reacted with what seemed like a hushed approval. He sighed once more as he packed up his telescope and drove down the mountain, back home. This had become Nathan’s almost-nightly routine for several weeks on end, as his father had become more and more overbearing about maintaining the family farm.
            The Berringer family had established roots in Montana dating back to the early 1800s. They had staked claim on their land, which was, at that point, reserved for nothing. The family worked to cultivate any crops they could throughout years of depression, famine, and losing members of the family due to war and disease, so the farm was a point of pride. There had been a few who left, daring to explore the world and find professions outside of produce, but they were then excommunicated from the farm family in an acrimonious and petty display of jingoism. The disowned would beg the family to see past the ways of old, to see what there was beyond the farm, but bloodlines built in the soil always predominated. Any greeting card in the mailbox found itself a resident of the fireplace.
            So, the entirety of the land came down to Nathan. His older sister had died as a baby, so he was continually conditioned to keep the family farm functioning. It took great efforts for Nathan to persuade his parents to first buy him a telescope, and then to fund his college studies, but he was able to do it (though he had to promise to learn about agricultural engineering, and he did, which did not stop him from pursuing studies in astronomy and physics). When his mother died in his senior year of college, he felt it incumbent upon himself to maintain the farm, even if that meant he would never leave the farm to study things that he found fascinating and incredible. Nathan always held out a modicum of hope that he might have an opportunity to pursue his heart’s desire, but he rarely vocalized it. While Nathan’s father never drank himself into a stupor as others might in his position, he did become antagonistic towards anything except for farming, the women around town, and the occasional TV show. This meant a stricter leash tethering Nathan to the farm, leading to repeated, abrupt arguments about Nathan’s freedom during his leisure time. Nathan’s midnight stargazing was all that kept him sane.
            The day after Nathan’s latest nocturnal journey, he awoke to the roosters cackling their usual early alarm, jolting Nathan out of bed.
“Ugh, god damn birds.” He lifted his legs out from under the covers, let out a sonorous yawn, and headed to the shower. At his bathroom mirror, staring at his groggy reflection, he saw a face that looked as if it might prefer drowning to waking up so early. He attempted to wipe the exhausted look off his face, but to no avail.
            After his shower, he dressed himself in his usual tattered work jeans, a faded blue work t-shirt, and boots, and headed downstairs to find his father eating some toast while reading the local newspaper. Henry Berringer looked like a man built solely to lift boulders; his broad shoulders were matched only by the size of his forearms, which looked capable of knocking down trees with a single blow. While Nathan was quite imposing and large in his own right, he did not compare to his father. Henry only shaved once every few days, so his large square jaw was covered in scruff, which oddly suited his sharp nose and large brow. He, like Nathan, had varying degrees of blond in his hair, except for some patches of gray. Unlike Nathan, he had green eyes, while Nathan’s were blue. Henry’s face was also unusually creased and folded for a man of only forty-five; Nathan was sure that this was the gift of stress.
            “What took you so long?” Henry trained his eyes sternly on Nathan, who looked at the half-century-old grandfather clock on the wall.
            “It’s only five-thirty, the farmhands don’t arrive until six-thirty.” Nathan walked, rubbing his face, to the refrigerator and pulled out some milk. Henry eyed him contemptuously, but turned back to his paper. Nathan poured himself a bowl of cereal and sat across the table from his father, who did not look away from his paper.
            “I expect you to wake up earlier tomorrow. We can’t afford to fall behind, not now, not ever.” Henry continued chewing his toast. Nathan, spoon in hand, looked at his father with a purely dumbfounded expression, his mouth slightly open, his eyebrows raised. Summer, especially early August, meant that picking season was right around the corner, and not much work was necessary on Nathan’s part until then, aside from making sure the animals weren’t engaging in unnecessary copulation. It seemed that Henry’s only interest was keeping Nathan busy for the foreseeable future.
            “I’ll go to the general store today, pick up some feed, maybe look for a few good spark plugs for the truck,” Nathan said to his cereal. Still, Henry’s eyes didn’t leave his paper.
            “No, you’re needed here. No more unnecessary driving.” Henry’s eyes then darted to Nathan, who had stopped his spoon in midair and now stared at his father in slight disbelief. His father had never shown any inkling about Nathan’s midnight drives, and even if he did know, why would it be an issue? A few drops of milk fell off of the spoon and back into the bowl.
            “What do you mean, unnecessary driving?” Nathan asked. Henry placed his newspaper on the table calmly and folded his hands. He sat rigidly, looking Nathan directly in the eye. Nathan felt as if an intimidating policeman were interrogating him.
            “Your evening drive to god-knows-where last night. You do that quite often, you know; go out whenever you please at some ridiculous hour of the night. This farm requires constant supervision, not someone whose stupid sense of childish exploration makes them wander off at any random goddamn time. If you’re going to continue our family’s heritage and continually run this farm, I’m going to need someone who doesn’t feel like taking a casual hike around town at 9 in the evening.” Henry trained his eyes on Nathan. Nathan dropped his spoon back into the bowl with a loud clatter.
            “Well then. You certainly bring up some very valid points, but I’m going to have go say something along the lines of ‘no,’ and before you begin to make some ridiculous argument about how I should make my mother and my grandparents and my great-grandparents and their parents before them proud, just accept, with a modicum of grace and understanding, that my answer is a solemn ‘no.’ I, quite honestly, don’t care about what you think would have made them proud, and now that I’m saying it, I realize that I don’t care about your false sense of heritage either.” Henry opened his mouth to talk, but Nathan cut him off.
“You know, I’ve been curious about the Berringers who left to make something of their lives aside from husking corn, so I bothered to search for them using the library’s Internet which, by the way, is a great resource to have around. Do you know what I found?” Nathan spent much of his free time at the library. Henry opened his mouth yet again, but Nathan pre-empted him.
“Kathryn Hayfield, formerly Kathryn Berringer, formerly your sister, moved to New York, where she studied law and currently works as the head of a large legal firm. Kirk Berringer, formerly your uncle, flew around the world painting what he saw and taking pictures, and currently resides in London as a very successful photographer and painter.” Henry glared at Nathan- this wasn’t the first time Nathan had vocally objected to Henry’s rules, but this was certainly the first time Nathan had become more confrontational. Most other times, Nathan would simply back down and do what he was told; Henry could only wonder to himself what had prompted this change.
“And so what!” Henry interrupted. “So what if those ingrates threw away their family history, everything this family had worked tooth and nail for? This family is built on a legacy, and legacies are meant to be continued by the children birthed to them. And god damn it, centuries of work by this family will not be thrown away by some idiotic ideas about the outside world being better than any of this!” Henry swung his arm around, gesturing to the land on the other side of the house walls. “All that is out in that world that those bastards deserted this farm for is some false sense of worth. Those people have no idea what it is to create a great legacy, what it takes to maintain a family name. Those people are only concerned with what they wear, making money, and screwing each other!”
“Oh, are they?” Nathan’s voice began to rise. “And how would you know? The last time you left this town was when Jimmy Carter was president, and that was only because gas in the next town was slightly cheaper. You have no idea what’s out there, and you’re afraid of it!” Henry stood up out of his chair, towering over Nathan.
“I AM AFRAID OF NOTHING!” Henry’s fist slammed down on the table as he glared at Nathan, his true anger apparent for the first time. Henry’s face was redder than the tomatoes growing outside. A thick silence filled the air with an invisible wall between the two men, and Nathan stared in shock at his father.
“There is no good out there except a fickle world filled with a fickle people who think that their lives mean something. Countries like this one are built by people from families like ours because they kept going even when others wanted to move away from what makes countries great. If you want to be one of those idiots who thinks that something aside from the great foundation our family has built holds anything worth seeing, then go be an idiot; you just won’t have any family to return to.”
Henry’s words hung in the air like a pungent odor. Nathan searched the space in front of him for some comprehension of what his father had just said; what happened next surprised even Nathan. He stood up slowly, his courage rising as he did. He raised his eyes to face his father’s and stood up straight. Even standing that tall, Nathan was a few inches shorter than his father’s imposing six-foot-three frame.
“Benjamin Berringer, your grandfather’s brother, was the first to leave the farm to pursue an education away from agriculture. He attended Princeton during the depression, eventually attaining a PhD in Physics with a concentration in nuclear physics. He ended up becoming one of the consultants on the Manhattan Project, which created the atomic bomb, which led to one of the most pivotal events in all of human history. I’m not going to say that he was the ace-in-the-hole for the entire thing, but if the military chose him as a consultant, then he had proved his worth as a scientist, and what’s more, a reputable, trustworthy person. You’re saying that those people out there, the vast majority of the world, they’re all idiots; that’s patently false, and I’m sure you know that.
“I guess your misplaced sense of pride in some mediocre farm has led you astray from reason. Don’t force that onto me. Don’t try to make me into some complacent clone of yourself, echoing those stupid sentiments, because it won’t work. I’ve grown too much to believe that crap anymore. If you’re going to be so ridiculously stringent about me inheriting this farm that you won’t even let me go out stargazing at night, then I’ll leave and you’ll have nothing else here aside from your precious legacy. Knowing you, however, you’re not going to change your mind, so I am going to go upstairs, pack myself a bag, walk to the next town and take the first train to wherever.” Nathan lingered for a second, looking at his father, whose incredulity was plain on his face. For a moment, it seemed that Henry might reach out to strangle Nathan, but he only shook slightly. Nathan, seeing no response from his father, walked calmly out of the room. Henry only stared at Nathan’s wake, his eyes bulging; his face was now a strained puce.
            It was an unusual feeling, this sudden burst of hostility toward his father. Since his college career had ended, Nathan felt incredibly bored at home, as the only tasks on the farm were menial ones. His friends, after graduating, either headed off to their new jobs far away or to some kind of advanced degree, leaving Nathan to his chores and his wandering imagination. For months on end, he was left with a growing resentment toward the life into which he was forced, though he tried to remember why he agreed to tend the farm in the first place. It wasn’t the most energizing thought, taking care of something others believed he needed to care for, but it kept Nathan tethered to his home. After Henry’s indignant anger toward Nathan’s only means of happiness, the tether had snapped.
Heading upstairs, Nathan’s mind was whizzing at the prospect of leaving without returning. Flashes of possible futures presented themselves to Nathan’s mind, both exciting him and worrying him. He had never been so daring before, so he knew he needed some kind of plan. He knew he would travel east towards the larger cities, though he knew that was certainly not much of a plan. Another thought comforted him- he knew that, whatever he chose to do, it would be more invigorating than life on the farm. All the people he could possibly meet, all the places he could possibly go, they all overwhelmed him. He paused for a second, standing in the doorway of his room. A slight smile transformed his previously stony face; the unknown excited him.
“Where can I stay?” asked Nathan to the empty room, as if his bed would answer. His friends were all gone, enjoying their new lives away from home. He pondered the answer, his eyes blankly scanning his night table. Then, as if he already knew it, a litany of names danced across his eyes: his relatives.
That might be a good idea, Nathan thought to himself. Maybe they can give me some shelter while I find a future. I’ll e-mail them from the library before I leave.
            Nathan bounded into his room, a smile of unbridled joy spread across his face, and he started rummaging around to find his travel bag. After throwing some old clothes, uncared for picture frames, and old birthday cards out of his closet, he found his bag and tossed it onto his bed. Without taking time to fold his clothes, he flung several shirts, socks, and pairs of pants into his bag. He then turned to his small library of books in his one isolated bookshelf in the smallest space in the corner of his room; unfortunately, his bag could only carry so much. Looking through his limited collection, he picked out War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells and I, Robot by Isaac Asimov- two books of adventure and discovery, and appropriate, Nathan felt, for embarking into the unknown.
            As soon as his case was full of clothes, his money, and other items he deemed necessary, including a small notebook on which to record his journey and a small, slightly chipped glass replica of prehistoric Earth, he zipped up his bag and set the wheels on the floor. He was only missing one item, one crucial item that he felt was more valuable than his arm: his telescope. Folding it up and placing it in its protective bag, he slung it across his body so that it rested securely on his back. He was ready to go, but something was amiss; he looked at his room and listened to his house. It was quiet, and there were no sounds except for the gentle breeze caressing the crops outside. Not even his father was could be heard breathing. For a moment it felt as if he were looking at a painting rather than his room. None of it seemed to fit him anymore, as if he’d outgrown his childhood home like an old piece of clothing.
“Well then.” Nathan grabbed his bag handle and began rolling it down the dusty hallway toward the stairs. Picking up his bag so that it didn’t bang on every step, he reached the bottom, standing at the front door. Henry had left the dining room, his half-eaten piece of toast abandoned on the plate. Nathan found no one to bid him farewell, no one to wish him luck or hug him or tell him to be careful out there. All that greeted him was the tick-tock of the ancient grandfather clock, sounding more like resentful scorn than it should have. With a final, silent farewell, Nathan grabbed his bag handle, opened his front door, and took his first step toward uncertainty.


            The walk to Main Street was uneventful, as a few miles of empty fields separated his former residence from the hub of town. Calling this street a hub, however, might be a misnomer; the entirety of the “hub” consisted of a single block of stores and shops and the local church. A clothing store owned by the Kingsmiths, a produce store owned by the Newmans, a coffee shop owned by the Kellys, the small church run by Father Regan, a cinema owned by the Winchesters, a small deli owned by the Whites, a book store owned by the Majels, and a garage owned by the Smiths. The public schools, which were conveniently right next to each other and shared many of the athletic fields, were farther down, and finally the library, a half-mile away from the law and government building, seemed to be in the middle of nowhere. Nathan was never sure if anyone actually planned the poor placement of buildings in the city or if, as he commonly joked, the city planner was blind, but he never cared enough to find out. He just rolled his way past the stores, people looking at him curiously and whispering to others as he passed.
            Finally, after more than an hour-long walk, many awkward stares, and an unfortunate encounter with Teddy Holtz, the most vapid, talkative person in town, Nathan reached the library. It was never a busy place, and the two librarians, Mr. and Mrs. Gene, were always glad to see Nathan. He was one of their few regular patrons, and they always had new book recommendations for him. They even forgave him when he neglected to return books on time, though Nathan always slipped them a few dollars anyway.
            The library itself wasn’t impressive by any stretch of the imagination; in fact, the entire structure looked a bit like a slightly larger, redbrick version of a fast food restaurant. The inside, however, was meticulously organized to ensure maximum use of the minimal space they had. Solid wooden bookcases lined every available inch of wall except the space reserved for doors and windows and the single computer, which stood out conspicuously. It was always a funny sight to see the six-year old computer, oversized and clunky, among what might be called a forest of books. The bookshelves rose from floor to ceiling, allowing only room for a single person to walk between them, and the dust on the books nearer the ceiling was noticeably thicker than those on the lower shelves. Nathan always felt awed by what he jokingly referred to Mr. and Mrs. Gene as “the towers of knowledge.” They also intimidated him slightly, as he knew he could never hope to read every single book on the shelves.
            Mr. Gene, relaxing in a high chair behind the large, dark, rectangular marble desk at the front of the library, sat with his half-moon spectacles resting comfortably on the edge of his nose. As always, he spent his time while managing the library doing what he did best: reading. His hair was a fine shade of silvery-gray, combed through and parted nicely to preserve what he always called his “1950s debonair.” His beard matched his hair’s color, but not its organization; it reminded Nathan of dust bunnies. Nathan approached the desk and opened his mouth to speak, but Mr. Gene held up a single, aged finger. Nathan held his mouth open.
            After a few seconds, Mr. Gene finally grabbed a small piece of paper as a placeholder, closed his book, put down his finger, and smiled pleasantly at Nathan.
“You’re early today. No work on the farm?” His voice held a soothing quality, like jazz music on a rainy day. Nathan carefully hedged his response.
“You could say that. Where’s Mrs. Gene?” Nathan asked politely.
“She’s sorting some new arrivals today. Some interesting books about fantasy and magic and spells and whatnot. Some other stuff too. Might even be some reprints of Lovecraft, if you’re interested,” Mr. Gene said kindly. He glanced quickly at Nathan’s travel bag.
“Lovecraft was never my thing. Too many monsters, not enough science. What are you reading there?” Nathan said, motioning to Mr. Gene’s book.
“Bit of medieval poetry. Too much religion and sexual modesty for my taste, give me Oscar Wilde and his veiled allusions to sex any day. But, then again, having a little knowledge about everything is better than knowing too much about one thing. So what can I help you with, son?” Mr. Gene folded his hands and sat upright.
“Oh, I’m just going to use the computer for a bit and then head out,” Nathan said. Mr. Gene gave a reassuring nod, as if he knew more about Nathan’s situation than he let on.
“Well, it’s free for you to use, young man. Just don’t download any chitty-chatty things.” With that, Mr. Gene went back to his book. Nathan walked to the computer, his bag in tow, and, placing his telescope bag next to his travel bag, he sat down. He turned on the computer and began searching for his disowned relatives, specifically his aunt in New York.
            Mrs. Gene, done with stacking books, pushed her empty cart to where Nathan sat at the computer. Once a ballet instructor, she had long since retired because of the onset of arthritis. She still walked with a flowing grace, as if she glided through the air rather than actually taking steps. Her silver hair would have deceived anyone if they were only looking at her eyes, which were a vivid hazel. She placed a friendly hand on Nathan's shoulder, greeting him with a voice both soft and resonant. “Good morning dear, you’re never here this early. I suppose you’re as excited about the new arrivals as I am.” Nathan looked over his shoulder. She smiled down at him, her expression without judgment, or belittlement, or expectations of Nathan; rather, she was simply glad to see him.
“Oh, morning Mrs. Gene. Actually, I’m here to use the computer. I have some errands to run, you know how it is.” Nathan was all-too aware of the conspicuousness of his travel bag next to him as he caught Mrs. Gene’s eyes glance quickly at it. She gave an understanding smile and squeezed his shoulder.
“Of course dear. I’ll be at the desk if you need anything.” She removed her hand and glided away.
“Thanks,” Nathan said to her back. He turned to the computer and continued his search. Eventually, he found his aunt’s e-mail address. He was ready to send her a greeting. But what would he say? Hi, I’m another disowned Berringer, would you like to take me in for a while until I can find some source of income? Nathan sighed, unsure. He stared at the blank e-mail for a second, considering his options, and then he began to type.

                        Dear Mrs. Hayfield,
                                    I am sure that you must be surprised seeing the name
                        “Berringer” in an e-mail addressed to you (unless you keep
                        in touch with Kirk Berringer, whom I would very much like
                        to meet if you do), but at this moment in my life, I have no
                        idea what else to do. I, like you and several before us,
                        have decided to leave the family life and explore what the
                        world beyond has to offer me. My father, your (former)
                        brother, disowned me without a second thought, and did not
even attempt to stop me from leaving. I have decided to leave
                        on the first train to New York, as that is the only possible            
                        place I can think to go at the moment. I hope you will not take
                        my request of shelter as an undue burden, but if you cannot
                        afford to take me in, I wholeheartedly understand. I highly
                        doubt I will have phone service after today and I do not own
                        a personal computer, so if you do accept my request, please
                        tell me an address at which I can meet you. I will try to find a
                        public computer in the city, hopefully, so I can contact you
                        when I arrive.

                                                                                    Wish me luck.
                                                                                    Nathan Berringer

            Nathan sent the e-mail and shut off the computer. He stood up, slinging the telescope bag across his chest, and turned to walk out of the library. Mr. and Mrs. Gene stood in front of the desk holding items normally reserved for schoolchildren: a medium-sized black lunchbox with a picture of a man in a suit standing next to a large blue box, and a thermos. Nathan stared at them in disbelief for a second, unsure of what to make of their presentation.
“You might need another bag for these, hang on.” Mr. Gene shuffled behind the desk and pulled out a canvas bag the size of a car tire. He and Mrs. Gene placed the thermos and the lunchbox in the bag, and Mrs. Gene slipped the handles of the bag over Nathan’s head so that it was slung across his chest, making sure not to damage the telescope in any way. Nathan looked as surprised as if he had just seen Mr. Gene do a backflip.
“Before you say anything, you don’t have to tell us where you’re going and why, that is completely your business. We only saw your bags and figured that you might get hungry somewhere down the road,” Mr. Gene said calmly.
“There are two turkey sandwiches in the lunchbox, along with some grapes, make sure to eat them today so they don’t get hot and taste bad, and there is some tea in the thermos,” Mrs. Gene said with a smile. “Oh, and one more thing!” She bounded happily into one of the book aisles. Mr. Gene, seeing that his wife was away for the moment, sidled up next to Nathan and whispered “I put some whiskey in the tea. Not too much, but enough to keep you warm at night.” Nathan chuckled as Mr. Gene gave a reassuring wink and shuffled back to where he was standing before as his wife returned with a book. She handed it to Nathan, her smile still there, as he looked at the title. Ian, it read.
“Ian? I’ve never heard of it,” said Nathan.
“It’s about a boy who gets lost, but eventually finds himself amongst the clutter of life. The ending might be a bit surprising, but definitely a good read. Don’t worry about late fees, you may return it when you wish,” said Mrs. Gene with a warm smile.
“Oneeeeeee second,” said Mr. Gene, as he grabbed the book, took the borrower card from the back cover, and returned the book to Nathan. He scribbled down Nathan’s name and the date and placed it in the small bin on the desk.
“There, now you have to return it. Eventually, at your own leisure. Just don’t tell our other patrons about this. We charge everyone else up the ass for late books,” Mr. Gene joked. Mrs. Gene gave him a light hit on the shoulder. Nathan, beaming, placed the book in the canvas bag. His sight began to blur as his eyes watered a bit.
“Thank you for being the parents I never had,” Nathan said, trying to stifle his tears. Mrs. Gene put her hands over her mouth, visibly smiling while a tear or two fell from her eyes. Mr. Gene smiled, placed a hand on Nathan’s shoulder, and, with a wink, said “You’d better have some grandkids then.” Nathan embraced Mr. Gene and then Mrs. Gene, looking at them for one final time. He smiled and nodded, walking out the door with his luggage secured. Behind him, Mr. Gene put his arm around Mrs. Gene, smiling as he watched the most inquisitive boy go off to find his way in the world.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Personal Diplomacy

This past week, famed discoball Dennis Rodman visited North Korea on what some have called a "diplomatic mission," others a "wrong left turn at China, and oops, let's try to pass this off as actually meaning to come here." He returned, saying that Kim Jong-Un, the Stay-Puft leader of North Korea, had a message for US President Barack Obama: "Call me."

No, seriously, Kim Jong-Un said "call me," like he's a tittering schoolgirl and Obama is the captain of the high school's varsity football team. Of course, the Obama Administration released a statement along the lines of "we are working to reach a constructive dialogue with North Korea regarding their nuclear program, etc. etc. etc.," but all denigration aside, why not call Kim Jong-Un?

Let's state some obvious facts first: North Korea has been "at war" with South Korea since the armistice for the Korean War. The United States holds a sizable force along the border. South Korea falls under the United States' nuclear umbrella. North Korea has been testing nuclear arms, seriously pissing off their closest ally, China. The level of famine within North Korea (according to many sources) kills off a large percentage of the population. Recent defectors state that the level of belief in the state's propaganda is falling. The North Korean regime may be feeling stresses. If now is not the time to engage North Korea directly, it is certainly coming.

The United States and South Korea are the two main "opponents" to North Korea, though the North has always seen the US as the larger threat. At this point, there is nothing "weak" in calling Kim Jong-Un directly and asking, "Are you ready to negotiate your nuclear program?" Who knows, perhaps Kim Jong-Il's son is more reasonable than his father and is willing to let some compromise happen within that humanitarian crisis of a state. Even if he isn't, calling the current leader is certainly a better sign of respect and possible willingness to actually negotiate than implementing harsh sanctions and issuing the same bellicose rhetoric over and over again.

So, President Obama, even though you haven't met him, it's not that crazy, and I'm sure you have his number, so call him, maybe. At least do it with all the starving citizens of North Korea in mind. You did win a Nobel Prize, after all.

That's all for now,
Das Flüg

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Be Content

I've decided to share my favorite videos/songs with you, so that you might take some enjoyment out of them as well. If I'm feeling down, they usually help to pick me up. Feel free to add your own!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Untitled

Run up from the valley and use your eyes,
there is no length of time to surmise
how long ago was a year,
though the color of the leaves does not make it clear.

Fall through the fireworks and jump into sight,
spring through the woodwork and crouch under plight.
Weather the weather in its winter charm,
summer will arrive before long.

Why wait for a warm winter day
when you can just change the way
you look at the sky and see
the sun will always be warm.

Sit on your throne and enjoy the feeling
of relieving all burdens without kneeling
to another king on another throne,
because this moment is your own.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Pareidolia

We see meaning in meaningless things. It's our way of justifying the world, or at least trying to make sense of what we see. After all, we know very little, so when the unexplained happens, we look to whatever makes the most sense to explain it.

But then, is anything ever meaningless? Can it ever be said that a face that appears on the moon has no meaning? Or is it part of our innate desire to believe in the unbelievable? That we are not alone in the universe, and perhaps there actually is someone looking back at us from the great unknown?

This post is short because all I've had is a random, meandering, meaningless thought. Or is it meaningful?

I dunno.

That's all for now,
Das Flüg

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Woof

My life teeters on the promiscuous boundary of procrastination and an intractable urge to get all of my work done. So, instead of being productive on this Tuesday night, I'm eating peanuts and writing in my blog. I'm really not cut out for school anymore.

It snowed in London. It was all pretty and stuff. I took pictures. I like this one:
(Done with the childish sentences)

One year ago, I was getting ready to embark on my final Model UN conference in Montreal. It was extremely bittersweet: I was in a committee that was great (and turned out even better), the city itself is wonderful, my first time out of the US had been on that conference two years prior, and yet, it was all going to end. I had the time of my life at that conference, and I envy every single person who is going in a few day's time, because they don't know just how fondly they will remember it. I want to re-live it all over again, and given the unlikely chance to do so, I would.

But, as it always has, life goes on, and now I'm sitting here clacking away on my keyboard on my couch in my flat in London an ocean away from everything I knew. And that's wonderful, isn't it? Being in a completely new place with so many things to see and do for the first time, regardless of how hackneyed or "touristy" they might be, is an adventure in itself. Hell, I've already seen two (pretty famous) British actors just hanging around in the small theatre area near my flat, though I do wish I had the tenacity to actually talk to them rather than walk by awkwardly. Being from suburbia doesn't afford one interaction with international television/movie stars.

I'm not sure there is a point to this post. Is there ever one, to be honest? "Oh, I think I'll put my opinion about something I think I'm right about, and maybe there will be someone who agrees with me! Better yet, maybe someone will comment!" Nope, no point.

But seriously, please comment. Please. Please.

That's all for now, 
Das Flüg

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Happy New Year and whatever

So, the New Year came and went. The fireworks in London were pretty amazing. I'm not going to make a list of resolutions; I'm just going to have one: get a literary agent. We'll see how that goes.

Instead of commenting on some current political news (AIG suing the US government over the bailout, fiscal cliff, blah blah blah), I'm going to tell you a story. It's a short story, don't worry, though maybe it'll be just long enough to tug at the strings connected to your chest's blood-pumping organ.

This story takes place three days after Christmas, sometime at night, on the wild and rowdy streets of Londontown. Sounds of music erupt from the nearby pubs and bars, and gleeful chatter abounds from the cavalcade of tourists who just exited one of the many nearby theatres. I believe that they were watching a production of The Lion King; regardless, it's another lively night in London, except for one meandering young man who doesn't know where to go exactly.
The meandering young man, a lonesome lad by his trade, had recently had hopes of spending intimate time with a particular woman, only to find her chest as empty as a pirate's hope. They had made plans to see each other on Christmas, though those were dashed; they made plans to see each other on Boxing Day, though circumstances interfered; they made intimations to see each other the next day, though when the meandering young man contacted her, nary a whisper could be heard. And so, on the next day, the third day from Christmas, he wondered why, oh why, had his prospects fallen from the sky's height in such a short time.
He meandered through the streets of London on this third night, thoughts of this temptress swirling around his mind in a vortex of desire and bellicosity. Should he contact her? Should he try, once again, to raise his hopes so that he might eventually reach the top of the hill? Being the naive young man he was, he did, only to have her answer with terse disregard, and not contact him again. What little hope he had tumbled back down that vast hill, taking him with it.
The streets were his cage, and he knew that, but they were his only salvation to an unknown destination. He thought that by wandering, fate might drop a bit of luck in his hands, as he expected nothing to be handed to him. Instead, he came upon a strange sight he did not expect to see: a young girl.
This was not an ordinary young girl in any sense of the word: she resided on the sidewalk behind a hotel next to an air vent because it kept her warm; her belongings were strewn about the sidewalk with care to keep them nearby, and her golden hair was messy with dirt.
The young meanderer was curious: why would there be someone so young laying on the sidewalk like a vagrant? He walked past her once, trying to gauge her exact situation just by what he could see, though he could not see much; on his second walk past, he resolved to talk to her. As he approached, she sat up, and he saw that, much to his surprise, she was pretty.
"Hi, are you okay?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, her accent Eastern European.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Um...Are you waiting for someone?"
"Yes."
"And they're coming to get you?"
"Yes."
"Oh, okay then..." He walked off, unsure of whether or not to wait with her. Why did he care? She was just some random person, just like everyone else in London at that point. He walked off, though he couldn't help but think that he should return, because she appeared to be uncared for, and that was precisely how he felt too.
Half an hour later, he sat down next to her, and she sat up to look at this curious man who kept walking by.
"Right, well, I don't feel comfortable just leaving you here by yourself, so I'm going to wait with you. What's your name?" he asked.
"Daiwa," she said. He introduced himself as well.
"Where are you from?"
"Lithuania." She coughed. The sound of the vent behind them drowned it out a bit. He asked what she was doing in London.
"I come for work and school," she said, her accent remarkably thick. He asks her more, and finds out that she's nineteen, and that she (and a male friend) lost her job, though she has employment in Norway starting in February. Until then, she's homeless, and has been for three weeks.
The meanderer was stupefied. How could someone so young already be homeless? He suggests that she and her friend go to a nearby church and ask if they could sleep there, but she brushes it off, though he has a sneaking suspicion that she doesn't understand exactly what he's saying.
"What about your parents?" he asks. "Can't they help you?"
"My parents don't know I am like this," she says with a cough, and his heart sinks into his stomach.
"Do you want some tea?" he asks. She nods, and he gets up. There's a cafe still open at this hour, thankfully, though she'll need more than tea to fix that cough. He returns and hands it to her, and he sits next to her some more.
"Do you have girlfriend?" she asks, her grey blue eyes curious about this strange meanderer. The meanderer smiles as if she told a joke.
"No, no girlfriend. No friends, even." She looks shocked.
"Why?" she asks. He shrugs.
"I dunno," he replies, and he knows that's the truth. "People just don't invite me to things. I mostly walk around London alone, looking at things, but I'm always alone." She stares at him from over her styrofoam teacup. He glimpses it and looks away with a beleaguered smile: she looks at him as if he's the most impressive person in the world. It's not something he's often seen, and he finds it sad that he sees that look now.
"He is not my boyfriend, my friend," she says, and his heart skips. Was she really implying what he thought she was?
"Do you like to sing?" he asked, trying to engage her a bit more. She shakes her head and smiles with innocence, and when she smiles, so does he.
"How come?" he asked.
"I no good. You sing? With instrument?" He nods.
"Yeah, with a guitar." Her eyes light up.
"Really? You bring it?" He says that he doesn't have his own, that it's an ocean away, but she doesn't much care; she is still amazed by this meanderer.
"You sing something!" she says, and he laughs. He feels good, for once. He sings a familiar tune, and she gasps.
"You sing like angel!" she exclaims, and he giggles. He hardly sang to anyone.
The night wore on with singing and talking. Though she couldn't completely understand him, she was attentive, and talked to him without prattling. She was curious, and made him curious, and soon he found that he didn't want to leave his concrete seat next to the homeless Lithuanian girl.
"You know," he says, "my flatmate is out, so you don't have to sleep on the street. You can sleep in his bed if you want and take a shower at my flat." What is he saying? Inviting a homeless girl to his flat? Her eyes widen at the prospect, though she quickly stops herself from saying yes.
"I have to wait for my friend."
"Do you know where he is?" She shook her head. They continue talking, eventually getting on the topic of panhandling. He sees a few people walking out from the hotel, so he takes his teacup, removes the teabag, and holds it out.
"Spare a bit of change, ma'am?" he says in his best cockney accent. The woman, richly dressed in a black overcoat and some ornate hat, turns to look at the pair of them.
"Actually, yes," and she undoes the buttons on her purse. To the meanderer's surprise, she drops seven pounds in coins in the cup.
"Cheers, ma'am!" he says, and he hands her the change. She is astonished, and looks at him.
"No, is yours, keep it!" she says. He shakes his head.
"I don't need it. You do. Take it." She takes it from him, though she holds out a two pound coin for him. He shakes his head.
"It's all yours." She smiles, her face just a bit brighter than before.
"You come tomorrow night?" He nods and laughs.
The clock chimed at eleven, and he invited her to his flat once again. She was tired of waiting; she picked up her belongings and they headed to his flat. With every few steps she coughed, reminding the meanderer that she not only needed a bed, but a doctor.
They reach his flat, and he makes her some tea as she showers. Worry begins to bubble in his stomach.
There is a homeless girl in your shower, he thought to himself as he poured her cup of tea. He could hear her coughing through the wall. What if she steals something?
She dresses herself and exits the bathroom, wearing the same white shirt she was wearing when he met her. He places the cups of tea down on the table and they sit on the couch.
"I sleep there?" she asks, pointing to his bed. He shook his head.
"No, you sleep in there," he said, pointing to his flatmate's bed. He turns on some video for them to watch from Reddit, but he's not really paying attention. Before all of this, before being let down by his own expectations and hopes, a girl on his couch like this would have been a sure night of animalistic urges. Instead, he felt curious; he knew what he would normally do, but this wasn't time for that. This was different, regardless of whether or not she was homeless and sick. This was beyond his typical one-night stand; instead, she was a friend.
Eventually, she says she is tired, and she goes to bed, coughing every so often. He goes to bed, a million different scenarios flashing across his eyes: what if she steals his belongings? What if she isn't there when he wakes up? What if she tries to hook up with him while he's asleep?
The sound of coughing stops; she's fallen asleep. He eventually does the same, though he is too worried to dream.
Upon waking, he finds that everything he owns is where it should be, and she is still there. He gets up and so does she, and he makes her breakfast. They talk a bit, and he tries teaching her a bit more English, but after the food is done, she gets ready to leave.
"Here," he says, holding out a jacket he bought at a thrift store some months back. Her eyes widen and she smiles at him.
"For me? Why?"
"I don't need it. It's warmer than the one you have, so, it's yours." She takes it and puts it on, staring at the reflection of a girl who looks impressive for someone who is homeless. He also gives her an orange, hoping that it might do her health some good. They walk out of his flat, and on the way back to the spot he met her the night prior, he can't stop himself from saying it.
"You look really nice," he says, and she smiles. He smiles in return.
"Thank you."
They reach the spot, and she turns to look at him. His heart utters a tremulous plea: "What do you do? What do I do? What the hell is going on?" He thinks that he should hug her, but he doesn't know if he should; thankfully, she extends her hand, and he shakes it. They both turn and walk away.
That night, another noisy, boisterous, busy one, he walks out of his flat, an orange in his pocket, and goes to the spot. To his sadness, she isn't there; there are the remnants of an orange peel on the ground, and he gets excited that maybe she'll return. He places the fresh orange on the ground, hoping that she'll see it, and he walks away, never to see her again, regardless of how badly he wanted to once more talk to his sole friend in the city.
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